Joke of the Day, 4/28/08

April 28, 2008, 7:00 am; posted by
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A man died and went to heaven. As he entered through the pearly gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind St. Peter. “What are all those clocks?,” he asked.

“Oh, those are lie clocks,” said St. Peter. “You see, every person has a lie clock, and every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.”

“Wow,” the man said. “So whose clock is that up there?”

“That\’s Billy Graham\’s. The hands have only moved a few times, showing that he told only about 5 lies in his whole life.”

“Incredible!,” said the man. “Whose is that one?”

St. Peter answered, “Oh, that’s Abraham Lincoln\’s. The hands moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.”

The man thought to himself. “Where\’s Hillary Clinton\’s clock?”

“Oh — her clock stays in Jesus\’ office. He uses it as a ceiling fan.”


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