Joke of the Day, 4/28/08
April 28, 2008, 7:00 am; posted by Bweinh
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A man died and went to heaven. As he entered through the pearly gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind St. Peter. “What are all those clocks?,” he asked.
“Oh, those are lie clocks,” said St. Peter. “You see, every person has a lie clock, and every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.”
“Wow,” the man said. “So whose clock is that up there?”
“That\’s Billy Graham\’s. The hands have only moved a few times, showing that he told only about 5 lies in his whole life.”
“Incredible!,” said the man. “Whose is that one?”
St. Peter answered, “Oh, that’s Abraham Lincoln\’s. The hands moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.”
The man thought to himself. “Where\’s Hillary Clinton\’s clock?”
“Oh — her clock stays in Jesus\’ office. He uses it as a ceiling fan.”
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