Joke of the Day, 7/15/08

July 15, 2008, 7:00 am; posted by Bweinh
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A man was sprawled across three seats in a theater. The usher noticed and whispered, “Sorry, but you’re only allowed one seat.”

The man groaned, but didn’t budge.

The usher became impatient. “Sir, if you don’t get up, I’m going to have to call the manager.”

Again, the man just groaned. Infuriated, the usher turned and marched briskly up the aisle in search of his manager. In a few moments, both returned and stood over the man. When the manager also could not get the man to move, they summoned a nearby police officer.

“All right, buddy,” the cop said. “What’s your name?”

“Sam,” the man moaned.

“Where ya from, Sam?” the cop asked.

“The balcony.”

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