Joke of the Day, 8/7/08
August 7, 2008, 7:00 am; posted by Bweinh
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A man named Bob decided to move out to the country and become a chicken farmer. So he bought a chicken farm, next door to another chicken farm, owned by a generous man named Fred.
Fred visited Bob one day and said, “Chicken farming ain\’t easy. Tell you what: to help you get started, I\’ll give you 100 chickens.”
Bob was thrilled. But two weeks later, Fred stopped by to see how things were going, and Bob said, “Not so good. All 100 chickens died.”
Fred said, “Oh, no! I\’ll give you 100 more.”
Another two weeks went by, and Fred stopped in again. Bob told him, “You\’re not going to believe this, but those chickens died too.”
Astounded, Fred asked, “What went wrong?”
“Well, I\’m just not sure if I\’m planting them too deep, or not far apart enough.”
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