Joke of the Day, 8/7/08

August 7, 2008, 7:00 am; posted by
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A man named Bob decided to move out to the country and become a chicken farmer. So he bought a chicken farm, next door to another chicken farm, owned by a generous man named Fred.

Fred visited Bob one day and said, “Chicken farming ain\’t easy. Tell you what: to help you get started, I\’ll give you 100 chickens.”

Bob was thrilled. But two weeks later, Fred stopped by to see how things were going, and Bob said, “Not so good. All 100 chickens died.”

Fred said, “Oh, no! I\’ll give you 100 more.”

Another two weeks went by, and Fred stopped in again. Bob told him, “You\’re not going to believe this, but those chickens died too.”

Astounded, Fred asked, “What went wrong?”

“Well, I\’m just not sure if I\’m planting them too deep, or not far apart enough.”


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