Amazing Limerick Offer!

September 9, 2008, 9:42 am; posted by
Filed under Bwog, Steve  | 2 Comments

G.B. Shaw purportedly, perhaps apocryphally, said that there were two types of limericks: the dirty and the bad. I don’t agree, and I intend to prove it. Same rules here as on Facebook — for the low, low price of $0.03, I will write you (yes, you!) a personalized limerick about the topic of your choice.

And for an additional cent, I will include at least one word you will have to look up in a dictionary! What a deal!

Offer void where prohibited. Limit three (3) limericks per individual. Cash value: 1/100 of one cent. Avoid contact with eyes.


2 Comments to “Amazing Limerick Offer!”

  1. Steve on September 9th, 2008 9:15 pm

    Yes, yes, you’re shy and/or you doubt my talent! Well, here are just two examples, of the three-cent variety!

    Life in the circus, for Shannon
    didn’t quite go the way she was plannin’
    for although she was down
    to be juggler, or clown,
    they fired her out of the cannon.

    Some say Massachusetts is Hell,
    and honestly, friend, I can’t tell.
    But I have read in books
    that its terrible looks
    are only surpassed by its smell.

    All this can be yours!

  2. Connie Maxon on September 11th, 2008 12:44 pm

    Hey that last one could refer to Tom’s apartment to I hear.

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