Bumper Stickers II: The Apolitical Edition

October 24, 2008, 12:00 am; posted by
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Walking to work…
 
  Designed For: The guy who’s tired of people only hating him for his personality. Insatiable front-runners. Hillary Clinton. Carl Pavano.
 
Hey, At Least It’s Not: Pink.
 
Chance He’ll Get Hurt: 90% (Boston); 75% (the Bronx); 0.01% (Phoenix)
 
  Wait, You Forgot: Overcompensate!
 
It Was Also Her Year To: Turn without signaling; cut me off in a crosswalk
 
One-Sentence Response: “Well, what’s left for next year?”

 


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