Big Lots (Part Three)
January 31, 2009, 1:57 pm; posted by Steve
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More fun at Big Lots (see part one and part two).
Have you ever seen a lion look so bereft? This guy isn’t scaring anybody, unless you take into account the large chunks of paint he sheds. Come no farther — or I shall tempt your children with tasty flakes of lead!
On the plus side, it’s incredibly heavy, discouraging thieves who are really into that “unfinished modeling clay” look.
This is not a game
But a secret Chinese test:
Just how dumb are we?
I find it important to note — this is not a singing horse, as the packaging claims.
No. This is a singing, dancing decapitated head of a horse. And as such, what exactly does he have to dance about? They cut off his head and didn’t even remove the reins!
Oh, you were looking for drunken, cross-eyed gnomes, were you? Right this way!
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On the other hand that horse head might come in handy for intimidating your enemies.
I like that he plays trumpet music.
I hope you bought that mopey lion statue to defend your library’s entrance from… ennui…