WHAT ON EARTH IS YOUR PROBLEM!?!?!?!

August 29, 2007, 11:29 am; posted by
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Looking for family-friendly fun and excitement? Looking to eat deep-fried Snickers bars? Looking to blow through too much money?

If the answer to any of those questions is “maybe,” the Great New York State Fair is for you!

As recently as Sunday, I was at the Great New York State Fair with Karen, official girlfriend of Djere.

We went to the fair to have a good time, but apparently we missed the memorandum that Sunday was ‘Treat Your Unborn Baby to Second-hand Smoke and Alcohol’ Day.

We saw dozens of pregnant women lighting up and pounding beer.

Words inadequately express how angry that made me.

Seriously, if you want to become a drain on our national resources, purposely giving yourself lung cancer and liver cancer, keep on smoking and drinking. In fact, that’s probably where that baby of yours came from. But once you get yourself knocked up after the Kenny Chesney/Taylor Swift concert, things have to change.

STOP KILLING YOUR CHILD!

    Reasons being a no-good redneck hick is bad for your unborn baby’s health

  1. If all pregnant women in the United States stopped smoking, there would be an estimated 11 percent reduction in stillbirths and a 5 percent reduction in newborn deaths.
  2. Both nicotine and carbon monoxide are believed to play a role in causing adverse pregnancy outcomes.
  3. Smoking nearly doubles a woman’s risk of having a low-birthweight baby
  4. No level of alcohol use during pregnancy has been proven safe.
  5. Drinking alcohol during pregnancy can cause a number of birth defects, ranging from mild to severe. These include mental retardation; learning, emotional and behavioral problems; and defects involving the heart, face and other organs.

Please, for the love of all that’s good and holy, do your best to discourage this type of irresponsible behavior! Boycott country music! Boycott cigarette companies! Boycott pregnancy! Slap pregnant women you see smoking!

Have I mentioned boycotting country music!

Oye!


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